I'm ready for my new family!

Meet Teardrop isn’t she adorable?? At only 4 pounds you just want to pick her up and kiss her, she is just so tiny and cute! But fear for your life! She is the world’s most meanest, deadly vicious Chihuahua. She likes to sprig out of hiding places and try to rip your foot off. Teardrop hates everyone, humans and other dogs alike. Funny enough she’s ok with the cat, well as long as it doesn’t get near her food at least.
Don’t try to bribe your way out of death, Blood bath, I mean Teardrop prefers the taste of fresh human flesh way over any fancy dog treats.
Tear drop will require a brave, thick skinned, experienced vicious Chihuahua owner up-to-date on their tetanus shot if one can be found. No need to worry about home invasion Or burglars with Teardrop around, She’ll make hamburger out of them long before they can reach for a weapon or get out alive. Thankfully she sleeps a lot and we think she would do best in a quiet, only dog household.
Anyone up for an adorable, vicious, psychotic Chihuahua??