I've found my furever family!

Hi, I am El Chapo and there is probably a good reason I’ve been stuck in rescue since last Christmas. Well, probably lots of good reasons. Do you like scary novels, true crime documentaries and horror flicks? Then I would be perfect for you! I too love the smell of fear, it brings me extreme joy! Nothing beats the joy you get when the perfect victim run’s screaming in terror.

Some of my favorite pastimes include hauling around a small piece of molding donut or other food I have aging in one my hidden stash cellars around the house (I have found bait is better if aged like a fine wine or stinky cheese), and pretending like it’s a real treat! Then when it’s perfect, I bring it out to taunt the other dumb unsuspecting dogs in the house with. I then pretend like I’m leaving it for greener pastures and hide, wait and watch. The minute they even so much as look ( or accidentally walk by) my treasure I come flying out growing and showing my teeth like an angry rabid bear! Oh the joy it brings me when they jump with fear, you should see my tail wagging!!!

I don’t actually bite anyone, I just like to pretend like I would and I’m really mean and tough!
Part of my mental illness so to speak might come from the fact that I’m tiny and cute as can be. This only upsets me because I identify as a vicious Rottweiler. I like to scare and pretend to bite people too, especially strangers! I don’t acutely ever sink my teeth in and if anyone stands up to me and tells me no I run screaming with my tail between my legs and hide.
My current foster home knows I’m harmless ( I actually love the kids there and do fine with cats) but don’t let anyone else know please!!!! If you are a hermit or like scaring visitors and are looking to co-star in a soon-to-be-conceptualized horror flick with just the right amount of toxic fun, please fill out an adoption application for me.
And have donuts ready please, (powdered sugar coated are my favorite and age perfectly)!

I’m completely ready to go! Neutered, microchipped, vaccines - I’m set!